Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
by casnasty November 3, 2012
by TheIronGiant November 4, 2012
Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.
Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.
by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020
An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.
The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".
Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s
The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".
Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s
by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012
by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012
Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.
by Me116 November 3, 2012