clandestiny
(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present
clandestiny by lolcougar July 29, 2009
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clandit
A clandit is like a frenemy but is related to you.
Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
clandit by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007
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Cland
Cland by ruulzu4prez June 8, 2003
clandestine violator
An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012
Black Clandesade
Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)
A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.
Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.
A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.
Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.
Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.
Black Clandesade by Talya Gray September 16, 2008