s'c'umon 

a combination of "so" + "come" +"on". use mostly by hicks & rednecks.

This party sucks, s'c'umon let's get out of here.

s'c'umon by lemouv May 30, 2006

s'c'umon 

A hick combination of... oh shit i dont know...the word makes no sense

I'm a hick...s'c'umon dont make fun of me for sleepin with my sister.

s'c'umon by Squirrel December 1, 2003

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

cumonable

An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.

Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?

cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed

Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy by steak sauce January 14, 2011

Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Cum-On-ist 

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

Cum-On-ist by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006