5 definitions by JazzatheChampasaurus
Person 1: hey have u seen archer Linning today
Person 2: yeah his nose is almost as long as JazzatheChampasaurus dick
Person 2: yeah his nose is almost as long as JazzatheChampasaurus dick
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
A really cool kid who is cocky as shit but has an amazing physique. Also they believe that they can be neurosurgeons and in the secret services when they r older
Person 1: Hey mate
Person 2: *I should actually be in the A’s for tennis and be in AFL team and I’m the best at threes even better than Jack Even ask my dad*
Person 3: Ok then no need to be a James Chapman
Person 2: *I should actually be in the A’s for tennis and be in AFL team and I’m the best at threes even better than Jack Even ask my dad*
Person 3: Ok then no need to be a James Chapman
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019