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buyer's remorse
when one buys an item and feels regret about the purchase soon thereafter. while buyer's remorse is normally restricted to expensive purchases that have probably busted the buyer's budget, this sentiment can also occur when a person buys a totally useless and inappropriate item.
This is not to be confused with winner's curse.
This is not to be confused with winner's curse.
Karl: Chris has a serious case of buyer's remorse coming up pretty soon.
Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?
Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.
Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?
Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.
buyer's remorse by his majesty the king April 29, 2008
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buyers remorse
It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.
I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.
buyers remorse by s28 June 29, 2006
deadbeat buyer
The typical buyer on craigslist. Unlike ebay, there is no obligation to buy something on craigslist. A deadbeat buyer is a person that informs you that they want to look at or purchase your product on craigslist. They will get your address and arrange for a time to come buy or look at your item. In reality, they never show up or call you to inform you that they are no longer interested.
"A guy named Mark called to say he is on his way over now to pickup the TV I have listed on craigslist."
One hour later, after no call or email.
"Looks like Mark was just another deadbeat buyer on craigslist."
One hour later, after no call or email.
"Looks like Mark was just another deadbeat buyer on craigslist."
deadbeat buyer by SoberDude May 7, 2009
buyers rights
if someone wants you to buy either fags or alcohol but are too young you have buyers rights which means you take 10% of the amount that you bought and keep it for yourself or give it to someone else.
for example if you buy a 14 year old a pack of 10 mayfair...then you have get buyers rights which gives you the right to keep one and smoke it yourself or if you buy someone a crate of 20 stella you get to keep 2
buyers rights by klone2k7 October 13, 2007
keg-buyer
(noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to "buy" the keg in exchange for being allowed to stay.
"Keg-buyer" can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.
(KB is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)
"Keg-buyer" can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.
(KB is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)
"Dude I told this little maggot kid to leave the party and he offered me $20 if I let him stay! Fucking keg-buyer."
"Wow, you're seriously talking about how much money your Dad makes--stop being such a keg-buyer."
"We call the keg-buyer 'KB' on the sneak so he won't know that we're talking about him."
"Wow, you're seriously talking about how much money your Dad makes--stop being such a keg-buyer."
"We call the keg-buyer 'KB' on the sneak so he won't know that we're talking about him."
keg-buyer by Mr. Reginald VelJohnson September 28, 2007
Buyers Denial Syndrome
AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.
Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?
-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
Buyers Denial Syndrome by realistic view September 13, 2007