8 definitions by his majesty the king
12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
by his majesty the king November 23, 2011
Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude just got a mean case of winner's curse.
by his majesty the king April 29, 2008
When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.
M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!
K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.
M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!
K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.
K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.
M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!
K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.
by his majesty the king November 26, 2011
When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.
by his majesty the king April 21, 2008
Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:
- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."
“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."
“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by his majesty the king March 2, 2011
Rhymes with breakfast.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
Guy 1: Yea dude, I can't get my day started right without breaksex. I'm just uneasy if I know my girl is walking around out there without some of me inside of her.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
by his majesty the king January 26, 2011
when one buys an item and feels regret about the purchase soon thereafter. while buyer's remorse is normally restricted to expensive purchases that have probably busted the buyer's budget, this sentiment can also occur when a person buys a totally useless and inappropriate item.
This is not to be confused with winner's curse.
This is not to be confused with winner's curse.
Karl: Chris has a serious case of buyer's remorse coming up pretty soon.
Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?
Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.
Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?
Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.
by his majesty the king April 29, 2008