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buttsneeze by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003
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Bumsneeze
Often on the day after a hot curry or some food that didn't agree with you. When going for a poo knowing that it's going to be a bad one, you strain a bit too hard, resulting in a spray-like, liquidy jet of poo coating the inside of the toilet.
Oh man, that curry last night made me bumsneeze all the way through my shift.
I just did the worst bumsneeze, it actually caused pain.
I just did the worst bumsneeze, it actually caused pain.
Bumsneeze by Omniabsence October 31, 2010
butt sneeze
a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
butt sneeze by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
Butt Sneeze
A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Butt Sneeze by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
Butt-Sneeze
Butt-Sneeze by Katherine MM September 25, 2011
Ukrainian Butt Sneeze
When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Ukrainian Butt Sneeze by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022