Buttpluggery 

A person who makes mindless corporate decisions in efforts to suck up to the boss to preserve their tenure at a company despite the impact of that decision on the business. A completely self centered decision maker.

That baffoon is constantly involved in corporate buttpluggery'

Buttpluggery by JS63 December 9, 2010

Redneck Buttplug 

The act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone's butt hole and proceeding to have anal sex. The saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.

Jimbob: "Hey Maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck buttplug last night! I had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!"

Redneck Buttplug by HoldMyD February 25, 2013

Buttprune 

Dried feces stuck between the butt cheeks, tend to appear if you don't wipe good enough.

Did you stick it in her ass?

No, she had Buttprune.

Buttprune by ahhyeah November 15, 2010

Put the cock before the buttplug 

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

Put the cock before the buttplug by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

buttplugger

n. a slang term referring to one of the homosexual persuasion, usually applied when one happens to cut you off while walking or irritates you in any specific way.

Get the hell out of my way, Buttplugger!

buttplugger by C. M. March 29, 2005

One-fingered butt plunge 

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

One-fingered butt plunge by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

Buttplug McGillicuddy 

A jolly fellow with a cork or other like objects lodged in the ass that causes a sharp and snuffy attitude.

Mr. Belvedere was the sit com version of a Buttplug McGillicuddy.

Buttplug McGillicuddy by RL Allen October 26, 2007