n. a slang term referring to one of the homosexual persuasion, usually applied when one happens to cut you off while walking or irritates you in any specific way.
A person who makes mindless corporate decisions in efforts to suck up to the boss to preserve their tenure at a company despite the impact of that decision on the business. A completely self centered decision maker.
One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.
Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.
Stay away from him he is a buttmugger. If you deal with him you will no longer be an ass virgin and chances are you won't even know it. He is that slick!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).