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Buttsicle 

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.
"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious
Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Butticle 

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel
Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!
Butticle by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.
I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.
buttsicles by semadar August 4, 2008

Butterclench 

A cross between butterflies in one's stomach and a stomach clench. A feeling one gets when they think about someone horribly sexy.
Bree: Oh my god, did you just see that smokin' guy walk past?
Brooke: Yes, they made me butterclench.
Butterclench by ZillaMonster July 26, 2011

Butticle 

One half of a posterior large enough for the butt meat to hang over the thigh, it looks good enough to lick... like a Popsicle. It also hangs and jiggles like testicles.... so there's that image for you.
Look at the way her butticles jiggle when she walks!
Butticle by ebaggy7 December 10, 2013

buttsicle 

a penis that is sucked upon (like a popsicle) after being in someone's anus
Guy 1: I went ass to mouth on that girl
Guy 2: She enjoy that buttsicle?
buttsicle by TheKRG September 19, 2009