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buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010
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The action in which a male receives anal sex, usually submissively.
How do you like being my buttboy?
buttboy by JAsus October 16, 2003
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1. Catamite, an adolescent homosexual "mistress."
2. A sycophant, yes man, or brown nose.
A certain singer's butt boy ratted him out to the cops.
buttboy by octopod November 23, 2003
A man or a woman, who is submissive by nature. The buttboy (unisex) will always be the weaker individual in a relationship. The buttboy will bend over and present themselves to the dom regularly, because a buttboy lives to be a spineless individual. Anyone who is a whiner, or an overly sensitive person can be considered a buttboy as well, it is not necessarily sexual.
Camille and I were trying to figure out who the buttboy in the relationship was, turns out she's the buttboy!
Buttboy by Rossco W. November 12, 2018

buttboob 

A butt cheek with two large round shaped warts at the bottom.
Ey puta why these tetas have a hole in between?
buttboob by _insertnamehere_ April 4, 2005

buttbooked 

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 9, 2010

buttbooger 

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.
he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.
buttbooger by your mom September 3, 2003