a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse
yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.
by raffeeki September 17, 2010
is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.
Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.
by GasHuffer12 August 17, 2008