Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 2, 2022