MUDD BUTT ITIS 

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.

MUDD BUTT ITIS by Serebral April 30, 2009

Buttitis 

The condition one gets when they have had too much anal sex.

Used to bust someone's balls for being a fan of things in their ass.

Originated after listening to someone talk about putting common household items in their ass.

If you don't stop sticking things in your butt, you're going to get buttitis.

Buttitis by L-Dawg81 February 18, 2010

buttitis 

when your butt smells like fried chicken after buttsex.

Kevin's mom gave me buttitis.

buttitis by turkey salad October 9, 2006

pancake buttitis

A condition that afflicts overweight women in the gluteal region.

Doctor: Ma'am I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with "Pancake Buttitis".

2 ton tina: Whyyyyyyy!?

pancake buttitis by S.K. Cole August 14, 2006