butTHertz 

The measurement of butTs per second.
bTHz for short.

One butt per second = 1 butTHertz

butTHertz by Ronnie Pain July 24, 2011

ButtHertz 

The frequency at which a WATB (whiny-ass titty-baby) whines about something.

The whining by pacifists after Osama Bin Laden was killed registered at over 9000 ButtHertz (BHz). It was at once both a painful and sweet sound.

ButtHertz by gnodab May 30, 2011

butthert 

when a shoemaker is joaned on a lot then puts a traffic sign in a basketball hoop

person 1: "you're a shoemaker, you're gay"

Person 2: "you know what i'm butthert im gonna put a stop sign in your bball hoop"

butthert by CPT Butthert February 17, 2010