Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.

"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."

by MKkiller914412 January 21, 2016

Butt plug

Someones whos a huge pain in the ass

Omg stop being susch a butt plug

by iliketomakeupwordsbecauseican September 26, 2022

Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.

Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 1, 2022

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.

Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!

by 13boards May 25, 2022

lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

butt plug kink

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someone putting a object up your buttyhole. and it’s a kink. it’s a butt plug kink

by hehsjbejejdbehwisi February 15, 2022

Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.

I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug

by borkanese May 22, 2023