Butt Plug

Cav Scout Lollipop

Did you see the size of that Cav Scout lollipop that he had lodged in his butt? That was the biggest butt plug I ever saw.

by TucsonCal December 23, 2023

Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.

Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 01, 2022

Butt plug

The person you call up to set up some Anal sex

Demarcus is one hell of a butt plug, he hooks me up with all the hot babes.

by imShroomn September 04, 2020

Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.

"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."

by MKkiller914412 January 21, 2016

Butt plug

A sex toy used for your ass. its a plug.

"I have a butt plug stuck inside me right now!"

by AhMyBack March 23, 2024

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.

Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!

by 13boards May 25, 2022

lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018