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old bitch betty

An old typicaly ugly woman who is a bitch. may also have one or several cats
yo dude old bitch betty is workin at the store today and she always cards me for smokes
old bitch betty by JEFF BEAM May 16, 2006

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation 

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:
*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

bitch betta' recognize 

what you tell some disrespectful twat who needs put in their place. It is most effective if while saying it you raise your hand in a threatening motion as to put 4 fingers across the side of the persons face.

Pat - "go get me a hamburger fuck stick"

Sally - "no"

Pat - "Bitch betta' recognize"

Batty bitch 

A slag who loves it in the ass
Bro that girl's a batty bitch
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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