There are definitions having to do with sex for the most unusual words or phrases, including "ice cream sandwich", "magician", "jack the ripper", and "airhead".
by SomeBadJoke July 4, 2006
she looked at him, knowing that this was the time. today was the day. or at least she wanted it to be.
andy looked down toward her boyfriend's feet. Marc lifted her chin and stared into her eyes. he leaned in for a kiss goodbye but andy wanted more. as his lips brushed hers, andy wrapped her arms around him. and whispered in his ear "make me never want to let you go."
he looked at her "what?"
"common let's go have some fun"
marc's eyes grew as he heard her say this. he had wanted her so badly for so long.
andy kissed him again, strong and passionate. her tongue explored his mouth. "there's something you need to know. i want you and all of you."
marc stood still as andy tried to pull him. "common babe." she said and he woke out of the trance. he grabbed her arm and pulled her close to him. she could feel that his dick had already started to stick up. she grinned and raced him to her apartment.
marc closed the door behind him and looked around for her. he saw movement on the couch and he approached her. she was sitting on the couch in high heels, a black bra and a candy thong. marc started to take off his shirt. but andy stopped him. she pulled off the shirt slowly. then pulled down his pants caressing his dick with the tips of her fingers. she unhooked her bra and dropped it on the floor.
marc pushed andy onto the couch. "how do you want it?" he asked
"have your way with me." andy grinned. she'd been wanting this for a while.
marc knelt next to the couch and started to eat her candy thong. he snapped the string. he then started to lick her. he tickled her with his tongue and then sucked on her cunt. she giggled and started to cum. he left her vagina and moved to her boobs. he licked the based in a circle getting closer to the tip. he started to suck and she groaned. "give it to me" she said. "give me your dick." marc stood up and rested his dick in her hand. andy stared at it for a moment. it was large, about 9 and 1/2 inches long and 1 and 3/4 wide. she started to squeeze it. then she slid her hand around it moving up and down. she started slow and started to speed up feeling his dick get harder. she kissed his tip and started to slide it into her mouth. just barely it went in, she began to lick around the tip and gently suck on it. she wanted a taste so she started to massage his large balls til hard. he started to cum and she drank him down. she started to get excited and she pushed him down her throat gobbling up his sweetness. marc started to moan "bite me. ung bite me!" andy started to pull him out but left his tip inside her mouth where she started to suck him again. only harder and she nibbled he cumed again in her mouth and she took him out. she licked up his shaft and he got extremely hard.
"yum" she said as she stood up "now. let's go somewhere more fitting..." and she pull him by his arm to her bedroom. she locked the door behind them. and flicked on the black light. "where do you want to start?" she asked. marc looked around at all the sex toys: gags, handcuffs, whips, a pump.
marc threw her to the bed. she squeeze his balls again. "give it to me hard. this is my first time." she said as she went into a split.
marc grabbed her shoulders and pressed her down against the bed. he caresses her clit with his tip and she moans again. he started to enter her and she goes into an orgasm immediately. he shallow fucks her not wanting to hurt her. "oh yeah!! yes!! common deeper i want to feel you deep! uh uh uh UH YES!" he goes deeper slowly "DEEPER! OH YES! YES! UH UH AH HAHA!"she moans again "DEEPER! GO DEEPER! AS DEEP AS YOU CAN!!" she starts to scream. he plunges deep into her and she screams "YESA! OH YES! YES! YES YES YES! HARDER FUCK ME HARDER AND FASTER!" he humps her with incredable speed and strength. he's not totally in her, but she doesn't know. he want's to go farther but he's afraid.
her hands rub his butt and squeeze his balls. she feels the last three inches that are still not in her. "DEEPER!" she yells. he pulls her upright, wraps her legs around him and continues to fuck her as he carries her to the table. he unhooks her legs and spreads them. she moans again. he lifts one leg to his shoulder and then the other one. he says "this is my first time too, and i'm gunna fuck you to an inch of you're life." she moans as he gains an inch. he grasps her butt squeezes it hard and plunges his last two inches in. she screams with pleasure. he pushes up hard and hits her g-spot. she orgasms for a full 5 mins. he pulls out three inches and rams her again hitting her g-spot harder. she orgasms so loud that the people below start bangging on the ceiling. he cums in her and she screams feeling his warmth deep inside. she collapses in his arms. he humps her once and she wakes bak up orgasming. she grabs his head and pulls him to her mouth. she frenches him as he slides himself out of her. between gasps he says "bite me" she does as she's told, and bites his tongue. "you're gunna sex me now aren't you" he asks
"of coarse"
andy looked down toward her boyfriend's feet. Marc lifted her chin and stared into her eyes. he leaned in for a kiss goodbye but andy wanted more. as his lips brushed hers, andy wrapped her arms around him. and whispered in his ear "make me never want to let you go."
he looked at her "what?"
"common let's go have some fun"
marc's eyes grew as he heard her say this. he had wanted her so badly for so long.
andy kissed him again, strong and passionate. her tongue explored his mouth. "there's something you need to know. i want you and all of you."
marc stood still as andy tried to pull him. "common babe." she said and he woke out of the trance. he grabbed her arm and pulled her close to him. she could feel that his dick had already started to stick up. she grinned and raced him to her apartment.
marc closed the door behind him and looked around for her. he saw movement on the couch and he approached her. she was sitting on the couch in high heels, a black bra and a candy thong. marc started to take off his shirt. but andy stopped him. she pulled off the shirt slowly. then pulled down his pants caressing his dick with the tips of her fingers. she unhooked her bra and dropped it on the floor.
marc pushed andy onto the couch. "how do you want it?" he asked
"have your way with me." andy grinned. she'd been wanting this for a while.
marc knelt next to the couch and started to eat her candy thong. he snapped the string. he then started to lick her. he tickled her with his tongue and then sucked on her cunt. she giggled and started to cum. he left her vagina and moved to her boobs. he licked the based in a circle getting closer to the tip. he started to suck and she groaned. "give it to me" she said. "give me your dick." marc stood up and rested his dick in her hand. andy stared at it for a moment. it was large, about 9 and 1/2 inches long and 1 and 3/4 wide. she started to squeeze it. then she slid her hand around it moving up and down. she started slow and started to speed up feeling his dick get harder. she kissed his tip and started to slide it into her mouth. just barely it went in, she began to lick around the tip and gently suck on it. she wanted a taste so she started to massage his large balls til hard. he started to cum and she drank him down. she started to get excited and she pushed him down her throat gobbling up his sweetness. marc started to moan "bite me. ung bite me!" andy started to pull him out but left his tip inside her mouth where she started to suck him again. only harder and she nibbled he cumed again in her mouth and she took him out. she licked up his shaft and he got extremely hard.
"yum" she said as she stood up "now. let's go somewhere more fitting..." and she pull him by his arm to her bedroom. she locked the door behind them. and flicked on the black light. "where do you want to start?" she asked. marc looked around at all the sex toys: gags, handcuffs, whips, a pump.
marc threw her to the bed. she squeeze his balls again. "give it to me hard. this is my first time." she said as she went into a split.
marc grabbed her shoulders and pressed her down against the bed. he caresses her clit with his tip and she moans again. he started to enter her and she goes into an orgasm immediately. he shallow fucks her not wanting to hurt her. "oh yeah!! yes!! common deeper i want to feel you deep! uh uh uh UH YES!" he goes deeper slowly "DEEPER! OH YES! YES! UH UH AH HAHA!"she moans again "DEEPER! GO DEEPER! AS DEEP AS YOU CAN!!" she starts to scream. he plunges deep into her and she screams "YESA! OH YES! YES! YES YES YES! HARDER FUCK ME HARDER AND FASTER!" he humps her with incredable speed and strength. he's not totally in her, but she doesn't know. he want's to go farther but he's afraid.
her hands rub his butt and squeeze his balls. she feels the last three inches that are still not in her. "DEEPER!" she yells. he pulls her upright, wraps her legs around him and continues to fuck her as he carries her to the table. he unhooks her legs and spreads them. she moans again. he lifts one leg to his shoulder and then the other one. he says "this is my first time too, and i'm gunna fuck you to an inch of you're life." she moans as he gains an inch. he grasps her butt squeezes it hard and plunges his last two inches in. she screams with pleasure. he pushes up hard and hits her g-spot. she orgasms for a full 5 mins. he pulls out three inches and rams her again hitting her g-spot harder. she orgasms so loud that the people below start bangging on the ceiling. he cums in her and she screams feeling his warmth deep inside. she collapses in his arms. he humps her once and she wakes bak up orgasming. she grabs his head and pulls him to her mouth. she frenches him as he slides himself out of her. between gasps he says "bite me" she does as she's told, and bites his tongue. "you're gunna sex me now aren't you" he asks
"of coarse"
by sex0addict November 20, 2008
by I rock your ass December 12, 2006
On the night of the school dance, I was playing dodgeball when I realized I had to go pee. I walked to the bathrooms and was unaware I accidentally stepped into the girls bathroom. I stepped into a stall and my crush was sitting on the floor using her phone. My face was bright red.
“Um, sorry.” I said, backing towards the door.
She laughed. “No, it’s okay, stay. I want to do something with you.” My heart was pounding. I had always wanted the have sex with someone, and she was the perfect person. She was the hottest girl in our grade. She scooted towards me and unbuttoned the top 2 buttons of her shirt. I was aware of her blonde-brown hair on my shoulder. I looked into her blue eyes and could tell what was going to happen. “You know, I’ve been watching you.” She Said. I was aware of her hands, inching towards my dick. She reached down, and in one fluid motion, whipped off my pants. My huge erect dick was showing. It had to be at least 8 inches. She grabbed it and started sucking it. I tried to control my moans, but she was too good.
“Um, sorry.” I said, backing towards the door.
She laughed. “No, it’s okay, stay. I want to do something with you.” My heart was pounding. I had always wanted the have sex with someone, and she was the perfect person. She was the hottest girl in our grade. She scooted towards me and unbuttoned the top 2 buttons of her shirt. I was aware of her blonde-brown hair on my shoulder. I looked into her blue eyes and could tell what was going to happen. “You know, I’ve been watching you.” She Said. I was aware of her hands, inching towards my dick. She reached down, and in one fluid motion, whipped off my pants. My huge erect dick was showing. It had to be at least 8 inches. She grabbed it and started sucking it. I tried to control my moans, but she was too good.
I cummed straight into her mouth, and she swallowed all of it. She took off her bra, and her jeans and panties. I couldn’t help but staring at her boobs. They were much bigger than they looked. She saw me staring and laughed. “Go ahead!” She said. I started licking them and sucking them. She moaned loudly. After a minute or two, the milk started coming out. I swallowed all of it. It tasted amazing. I then got down on the floor and started licking and kissing her vagina. She moaned. After another minute or two, she was unable to get words out, but pointed to my dick and to her vagina. I nodded, knowing she wanted the real thing. She got down on the floor into a pose, and stuck my dick into her vagina. She moaned and I moved in and out, faster and faster. I was grunting and she was moaning really hard. Finally, with one last push, I cummed again and exited her. But she wasn’t done. She stood up, helped me stand, and started frenching me. She grabbed my dick while doing it and I squeezed her ass. By now there were three other girls outside our stall. I opened the door and realized they were all crushes of mine, but by now I was so horny that I fucked all of them! At one point, I was fucking one of them and they were licking one other’s vagina while one was eating my butt. By the end of the night, I was drenched in sweat, cum, and I had cummed at least 10 times. Best sex ever. Even now, as an adult with 3 kids I have never had better sex.
by nou391837192 September 30, 2019
Marc had just come home from a long business trip. He burst through the door, and kissed Anna, his wife who just happened to be standing nearby. "You wouldn't want to know what I had to go through" said Marc. "oh, but you will have to go through one more thing." replied Anna, smiling. She then led him to their bedroom, never breaking their kiss. They flopped on to their bed, still kissing. Marc slowly reached up under Anna's shirt and stroked her soft skin. This lasted for about 10 seconds. Then, slowly, Marc reached up and took Anna's top off, revealing two breasts under a lovely black lace bra. He took a deep breath in her boobs, taking in the succulent smell of them. Anna then removed his shirt and fingered his muscular body. They kept kissing, having moved on to French kisses while Marc massaged Anna's boobs and she fingered him, both were breathing deeply. Marc then turned around, still on the top and began to unbutton Anna's jeans. Anna did the same and lifted his cock out of his boxers. Marc then ate every single candy off her candy thong, then snapped the string that held it together. The thong came apart easily. both of them moaned in pleasure, both also on the verge of cumming. Anna pulled his cock under her bra and through her cleavage, and then started to give him a blowjob. After a few seconds, she could feel the cum flowing through her mouth. She swallowed it all, then, with a smile on her face, gripped his cock, and pushing it so hard up, snapped her bra in two. Marc moaned as the waves of pleasure flooded him once again. He then turned around and start massaging her boobs, this time with no bra to interfere while at the same time, thrusting his cock in and out of Anna's vagina. "oooh, baby, YEAH, DO IT DO IT," screamed Anna as both of them cummed. Marc then turned around again and ate her out. Then they fell asleep in each others arms, tired after their wonderful sex.
by pwndogger September 21, 2008
The word that comes up in the related words whenever you search something on Urban Dictionary. Anything.
by yaintime21 May 26, 2008