The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll never spam you.
Log in with Facebook to save your favorite definitions
and share them with friends.