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burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."
(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
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P-burn donut

A woman makes a large glory hole and proceeds to let multiple men put there genitals into it and try to pleasure them all at the same time
me and the boys should go to the P-burn donut
P-burn donut by P-burner January 7, 2026

To Burn the Donut 

To engage in male homosexual anal activity.
As we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, my uncle announced: " Hey everyone,I just wanted to let you all know that I am gay. Yes, I like to burn the donut."
To Burn the Donut by Cranky Nanny September 26, 2009