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burnster 

A person that is a cross between a burner and a hipster.
Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"

Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"

Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."
burnster by feetoid May 26, 2016
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Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!

turd burnishing 

Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.

Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.

Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
turd burnishing by Bono Lex January 31, 2014

bublisher 

Someone who bublishes stuff.

John is a bublisher.
bublisher by getbig-vince March 27, 2008
1) The act of not washing your silverware off when you are done eating.

also:

2) To find silverware that is still dirty after being through the dishwasher.
"Hey Dego look, you completely burished this fork."

OR

"Fuck, this spoon has been through the dishwasher twice already and still has oatmeal on it. Throw it out, it's burished."
Burished by Tara Lyte October 25, 2007

Burnish Boy 

whack group of adolescents who attempt at rapping and dancing. and simultaneously egg on gangs to beat the crap out of them.
Look at that moron trying to rap, must be a burnish boy.
Burnish Boy by JayRiddik March 30, 2010
It's burnish outside.
Burnish by Baby.royalty July 19, 2017