Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"

Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"

Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."

burnster by feetoid May 26, 2016

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burnasty

A take on burnett's vodka. Called burnasty's or burnasty due to gross it is

Dude, I'm so sick of drinking burnasty's at parties

burnasty by Grahamiam November 24, 2013

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erin burnett

Talented but semi-annoying anchor on the CNN journal Outfront; formerly hosted Squawk On The Street on CNBC

Erin Burnett's shameless pro Wall Street stance is disappointing but she is one of the most promising on air hosts to come along in quite awhile

erin burnett by Sonny Devo February 3, 2012

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Burnett’s vodka

Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!

It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka

Burnett’s vodka by Bigdickjg July 9, 2019

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