A wide receiver for the New
York Giants, though I don't know how
long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he
shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the
gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.