also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.
burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.