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burger punk 

the smart ass kid behind the counter who spits in cop's food and pokes holes into their soda cups
burger punk by CECIL July 10, 2003

Burgerpunk 

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.
"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"
Burgerpunk by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 19, 2023
Word of the Day on February 12, 2024

Burgerpunk 

A genre of punk being created and taking place within 21st century America. The name is a portmanteau of "burger", alluding to the common association with modern America and it's world-renowned high brow delicacy, and "-punk", a suffix denoting a genre of media and literature all united under a dystopic future with anti-establishment themes. Much like other punks, and especially cyberpunk, it is a bone chilling examination of the dark future of 2024 where large corporations have taken over, politicians are bought and paid for, and the average citizen having to work days in and out for mere scraps. In reality, Burgerpunk is just the more grounded version of Cyberpunk. Instead of the endless sprawls of steel towers, there are strip malls, copy paste suburbs, and parking lots. Instead of synthetic implants, there is insulin and ozempic. And instead of cool X-runners who bounty hunt in the dark alleyways, you have open carrying land whales shooting eachother out in the open riding their valiant shopping scooter steeds. Burgerpunk acts as a warning for our future prodigy about the dangers of consuming high levels of deep fried calorie husks with high fructose corn syrup and letting capitalism go unchecked, extracting the planet and ourselves of every last value and dignity we have, so we may never stray in this dark future ruled by Ronald McDonald.
"The channel Nikocado Avocado is a great example of bone-chilling, slow-burning, and deeply profound Burgerpunk media"

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026