a mix between a burp and barf
"ugh yuck, i just burfed!"
When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.
Oh Dude I think I just burfed!
An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
The act of being born in da' ghetto
Yo' bitch, when's yo' burf-day
The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."
"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."
"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."
A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.
Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf
To burf is to dry hump another human from behind. It's basically doing the doggystyle sex position, but with clothing on. This is very common in Provo, Utah or other areas where premarital sex is discouraged.
Bro, I got into it with this chick last night and burfed so hard. But it's cool cause we didn't have sex, I can still go to church on Sunday.
Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.