Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."
"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."
Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.