snuff burden

An unfortunate inability to return home after a night out without a munter in tow. One who bears the snuff burden is liable to copulate with the ugliest, fattest, most vile women under the dillusion that they are mildly attractive.

Did you see that bird he got off with last night? He was definitely under the snuff burden.

by Andrew Peacock January 24, 2007

free burden

goin' braless!

for a female to not wear a bra (see free boobin' )

Brooke: Megan, are your wearing a bra?

Megan: naww. I'm going free burden. It makes me feel more wild and natural. Plus, the breeze over my tits is great.

Brooke: Why did I even ask?

by pickywick21 January 6, 2012

booze burden

Someone who wants to attend a party but refuses to chip in for booze or bring their own drinks.

Jonny: Can Richie come to the party on Saturday?

Jordan: No way man, that guys a booze burden!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan October 9, 2010

President Burden

A snarky nickname for President Biden because of the huge tax burden that will surely result from all the spending he’s doing unless he can force corporate giants to pay their fair share.

Joe’s conscience and wish to rectify the multitude of corrupt wrongs wrought by the trumpmachine have earned him the sad nickname: President Burden!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2021

Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.

I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

by Damascus Dan August 23, 2020

burden of replying

Like the burden of proof, but for instant messaging. When two people (usually acquaintances and not close friends) are messaging each other, the burden of replying is on the person who did not send the last reply. In other words, that person is the one who has to decide whether they want to continue the conversation or not, and if they do, they must be the one to send a reply or the conversation is over (unless the other person double texts).

Mary: When's the last time you talked to Joe?
Sue: Oh, I texted him this morning but he stopped replying so I think he was busy or something. I'm just going to wait until he texts first; the burden of replying is on him, after all.
Mary: True.

by oatmeal__forbrains September 26, 2015

Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.

Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018