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Purple Mud Bunion 

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Purple Mud Bunion by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

bonions 

Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.

Bonions needs to shower.

bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

California Bunion Ride by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

Bunionfucker 

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.

Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*

Bunionfucker by JoShmoe October 31, 2011

Bunion Job

A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.

Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.

Bunion Job by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Bunion 

A common ingredient in soup

DAMNNN this soup is good, ARE THERE BUNIONS IN THIS?

Bunion by Potateequeen April 14, 2022