Bundyism 

A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.

Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism

Bundyism by tedsexington December 9, 2008

Bunnism 

a sexual fetish for individuals who dress up in a bunny costume of some sort (usually a sexually enticing one).

Hugh Hefner is totally into Bunnism.

John: I love it when my girlfriend puts on a bunny costume.
Mike: Like one of the Furries?
John: No a sexy one with ears and a tail, even better in lingerie.
Mike: You got a fetish for bunnies or something dude?
John: Yup and it's called Bunnism.

Bunnism by itzmzbunny February 27, 2013

Budism 

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

Budism by muffindamule October 5, 2006

Bandism

Used in the NHS (Agenda for change pay bands) when senior staff are too demanding off lower paid staff

This is bandism! you wouldn't ask a band 5 to do it.

Bandism by Malky Vegas October 1, 2017

Bandism

A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.

Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..

Bandism by J Diesel November 22, 2009

buddism 

We are stardust .

Buddism teaches that everything including us will be recycled . If you're conscious of it , make the most of it .

buddism by John1950 October 20, 2017

Buntism 

The phenomenon where a (usually older) Western male is involved in a sexual relationship with a (usually younger) woman of S.E. Asian origin.

Based on the character of Bunt in the Paul Theroux novel, Kowloon Tong, who is involved in such a relationship.

Often just said as a single word, possibly to imply an inappropriate relationship - (whispered) "Buntism".

Buntism by Steve Potts June 14, 2007