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A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.
Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..
Bandism by J Diesel November 22, 2009
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A religion where you tune out sex, dating , and any other distractions during the process of accomplishing a major goal
Ayo you cute let me get yo number. Nah bro that’s against my religion bangism
bangism by Run_that_play December 20, 2020

Bandimosity 

Animosity among band members or BAND DRAMA
Musicians are passionate people. When they come together, form a band, and try to negotiate through all their separate ideas, goals, or deal with the talented slacker, the band drama or "bandimosity" is inevitable.
Bandimosity by K. Mandall February 28, 2011
A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017
Someone who looks like they could be in a band. E.g. Long hair, punk, etc. Could be anyone you see on the street, in a restaurant or coffeehouse.
That guy looks very bandish.
Bandish by Cafn8me April 4, 2011
1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.
Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.
bardism by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009