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Ms Eminem Bumshit 

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.
Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.
Ms Eminem Bumshit by Hehwe August 23, 2023
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when somebody(usually a bum) takes a shit in their pants, and wiggles the leg on the pants to let it out onto the ground..

i just saw that dude walking down the street take a bumshit!
BUMSHIT by FRAKNESS February 23, 2009
A device used by large amounts of females in order to add volume to their hair.

Also, unless looked up in this dictionary, a way for a male to know that he is secretly a homosexual, and would be the only one suprised to find that out.

Also, a cheap plastic device used by cheap plastic females or transgenders so they do not have to rat their hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that (see 'hollywood bumpit')
She was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Bumpit by textsfromlastnight August 28, 2009

Bumshits 

A horrid ass smell from when a Homeless person shits their pants can cant replace or wipe his ass thus resulting the worst smelling shit ever have been smelt before. Can also be used for a term for having to take a shit severly bad to the breaking point where your about to shit you pants literally.
"Dude get out of the bathroom i got the bumshits."

"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."
Bumshits by Jewdip November 11, 2009

bum spit 

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.
That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.
bum spit by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008
Also means "lame" or "stupid," this word is used to describe something negatively.
Guy: This game is bumshit. Let's leave.

Dude: Man, that throw was bumshit.

A Person: This is the most bumshit test I have ever taken!
Bumshit by Setnochima April 23, 2007
1. /noun/ bumpit

A self-gripping, hair volumizing insert worn by females who not only act like airheads but want to create the impression of pockets of air located on the top of their heads too.

2. /verb/ bumpit, bumpitting, bumpitted

An act of suicide that is committed when a person is feeling so low in the pits that they gladly proceed to suffocate themselves between the sweaty asscheeks of somebody morbidly obese.
1. Starlene Amber Bambi - "Mah hunney bunch iz takin me out to a reel fancee dinner at Walmart tonite so I had better wear me sum bumpits to dress up reel nice and purteh like!"

2. Godfrey was feeling so horridly depressed and like the whole world was ending after he dropped his spare iPad on the marble tiles that he even contemplated finding the nearest McDonalds to help bumpit himself.
Bumpit by doubledot August 23, 2011