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(exclaimation) 1. a response to a question or comment in the negative. 2. a word that sounds like profanity, but in fact isn't.
Do you want to go the the movies? Bumpsch.
bumpsch by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
{bumpsch}...a bad performance; ie,
people who can't sing
auditions for American Idol
bumpsch by Nana Florence Foster January 20, 2004

bumpscosity 

An extra-special slider found in the settings menu of most games. Setting bumpscosity to 0 will make the experience not bumpscotious enough for most, and similarly setting it to 1000 will make most players uncomfortable. All games have this slider, however you can only find it if you are the world champion settings-setter.
Keep your bumpscosity at a level 100 for a pleasant bumpsperience.
bumpscosity by Nub Nublet April 30, 2022

Bumpshin 

A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word
Damn girl, you looking bumpshin'
Bumpshin by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011

bumpchuck 

(v) a hug/push that gets out of control during foreplay, often resulting in broken porcelain objects.
While preparing for fornication, to liven things up one may consider bumpchucking their large, naked, hairy, drunken mate into a porcelain object resulting in $500.00 worth of hotel damages and 3 inches of flooded bathroom floor.
bumpchuck by webster1234 May 26, 2006

Bumschniffen

To sniff someone's butt.

A connoisseur of anal aroma.
Bumschniffen in der Poopenhausen
Bumschniffen by ZoltarTheMagician September 4, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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