buhdoodle 

when a guy cums in a squiggly line on any tiled floor and the chick slides on it exactly four and a half inches, while the man does the same thing while having an erected penis and slides his dick into her asshole while in a laying down position.

"Honey, the cum isnt squiggly enough for me to buhdoodle on it"

"Holy shit theres cum all over the floor people must have been buhdoodling in here"

buhdoodle by dirty sanchez lover January 13, 2008

bumfoolery 

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.

"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"

bumfoolery by Q-T October 28, 2006

bumfoozler 

(n.) An aged, male homosexual.

Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??

bumfoozler by Rick Roberson February 1, 2010

bumdiddler 

(n.) Someone who likes to play with their asshole, or someone else's; this also includes the playing with fecal matter

Tiffany is such a dirty bumdiddler....

bumdiddler by Analkingdom December 30, 2013

Bum Doodler 

Noun - One who doodles a bum. see Butt Sex
Verb - Bum Doodle (doodled)

I think that bum doodler had his way with me when i passed out last night.

Bum Doodler by Deatharc June 2, 2009

Queerbacious Bumfoolery 

Used as a verb, it is to be involved in an act of Niggernum; retardedness, idiotic, stupid or just acting like a faggot. Sometimes can also be used in context with "Bitch-tits", but only as an exclamation. Created by Chaz Deakins in sixth grade.

Chris potter: Hey.

Chaz : fuck off, bitch-tits, we dont got time for your queerbacious bumfoolery!

Queerbacious Bumfoolery by Meatyb December 11, 2013