holy bum smoke 

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

holy bum smoke by Urban w June 28, 2022

bum smoker 

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

bum smoker by P Biddy July 4, 2008

bum a smoke

to "borrow" a cigarette from someone.

"hey bro can i bum a smoke from ya?"

"why certainly, good sir, you may indeed have a cigarette this fine evening."

"sweet thanks weirdo."

bum a smoke by silly hats only February 18, 2009

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

bum a smoke by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

bum a smoke

To insert a lit cigarette in one's anus, and then fart with the intention of lighting the fart. Most often done with the lit end facing out, but can done lit end inside.

Originally a hazing ritual performed by British headmasters on boarding school students.

"Say, mate, can I bum a smoke?"

bum a smoke by A Nussbaum April 25, 2007

bumsmoke 

bumsmoke is now at large in Australia avoiding work, the Old Bill and the IRA.

Although originally english and proud it's now thought his jingoism has followed him down under and is now heard to be shouting "FCUK ST GEORGE!" and "FCUK YOU POMS!"

bumsmoke: fcuk the OB and the IRA! YBS forever

bumsmoke by dw September 30, 2004

bumsmoke 

Alas for Tom Holyoak, a xenophobic, racist and masochistic pig to boot.

Also a member of the creation loving bastard elite.

Would possibly be more suited to living in Nazi Germany, probably a distant relative of Enoch Powell

Likely to say "English and Proud"

That bumsmokes talking about St. Georges day again, man can't the guy give it a break

bumsmoke by Anonymous March 25, 2003