bum nut 

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bum nut by Anonymous September 28, 2003

bum nut 

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

bum nut by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack 

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

bum nuts 

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

bum nuts by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

bum nuts 

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

bum nuts by Jack December 7, 2004

bum nuts 

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

bum nuts by buzz December 22, 2003

bum nutt 

a term used to describe the little balls of shit that attach themselves to your ass-fro (ass hair). also known as stink nuggets, clingons, winnutts

i was washing in the shower and could feel the bum nutts running down my leg.

bum nutt by ste - unit May 31, 2004