Remember that episode of spongebob called "The Alaskan Bullworm" where that giant worm chased SpongeBob and his gang?
Well, imagine that worm, hairy, resting on an Italian mans crotch.
In other words, a large, fat and hairy Italian penis.

I saw my dad's Italian bullworm in the shower, he NEEDS to shave.

Italian Bullworm by Savage Styles June 29, 2016

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bullwocky

Basically the same meaning as Bull-Shit, but far more socially acceptable, and it's kind of funny sounding. Comes from the dynamic and complicated, vowel defficient, language that is known as NARTHERN.

"Yee, I did a hef-arse job o tha vehucle in aboot a hef an arr."
"BULLWOCKY, tha wauint a hef-arse job, that was bayd, cher ass over here and I'll learn ye ow te do er righ."

bullwocky by Terry Pascoe December 3, 2007

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Bullworm

A bullworm is a man whos actions attract woman with his gigantic penis.

Damn that bullworm showed me a good night!

Bullworm by Anal Catcher April 2, 2010

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Alaskan Bullworm

An Alaskan Bullworm is a penile position where the erect shaft of the penis is held up against the stomach of the subject and the testicles are held by the free hand over the base of the shaft, with one testicle on either side of the shaft. the effect is a scene similar to the one in spongebob where the position's namesake, The Alaskan Bullworm, is charging out of it's tunnel. The worm is simulated by the penis and the tunnel simulated by the scrotum and testicles.

Bf: Hey babe look at my Alaskan Bullworm lmao\
Gf: I'm leaving you for your brother.
Bf:
Gf:
Bf: This is pretty cool tho amirite

Alaskan Bullworm by Swaggersouls October 10, 2018

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