an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).