7 definitions by Telmea Story
by Telmea Story May 13, 2023
When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.
Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
by Telmea Story December 16, 2018
Masturbating during a Zoom meeting
by Telmea Story October 20, 2020
by Telmea Story March 7, 2019
Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.
by Telmea Story May 11, 2018
by Telmea Story April 19, 2014
by Telmea Story May 7, 2018