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chicken shit bullshit 

A more interesting and exaggerated form of "bullshit" made famous by Danny the Tourettes Guy (RIP)
"I aint got time for this chicken shit bullshit!!!!"

bullshit bullshit 

it's not redundant, as the first "bullshit" is an adjective, and the second one is a noun.
dude this is bullshit
what's bullshit?
that bullshit over there!
so that bullshit is bullshit?
werd, that's some bullshit bullshit.
werd.
let's go smoke a bowl.
werd.
bullshit bullshit by the Juan & only February 14, 2009

dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit