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bullshavizile 

A bullshitter that makes you laugh from how ridicules the story your being told is.
(master uncool) im 14 i bucked a 34 year old milf last night for 7 hours

(master cool) you sure do talk some bullshavizile...
bullshavizile by borat ohagan October 19, 2007

Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016

bullshivism 

Yo can i borrow 5 bucks?
Friends dont let friends borrow.

bullshivism
bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

Bullshavick

1) A group of related or linked sequential statements or claims which are based on nonsense, lies, or exaggeration.

2) A group of related bullshit

"It's all bullshavick"

"Telling the story in that way will eventually lead to bullshavick"

"Bullshavick!"

Bullshavick by AlanJ March 14, 2009

Bullshitism 

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
Bullshitism by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

Bullshevist 

Bullshevist is someone who adheres to the idealogy of Bullshevism, which is based on fakery and lies...or believes in Bullshitting himself (self brainwashing) and also others into being average in everything they do, say or think.

The bullshevist is convinced he's she's and we're all living in what Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss calls "the best of all possible worlds".
The Bullshevist is clever in concealing his or her true idealogical leanings..
He sees only progress, and advancement, and positive outcome in every human endeavor, whether it proves to be successful or not, or a futile folly. There's no room for improvement..
The Bullshevist can't distinguish between success and failure.
Because in his or her mind, we all must equalize everything or make all things egalitarian as the Bullshevist equates success with failure and vice versa.
There's no such thing as a "loser" for a Bullshevist..The world is only made up of winners. Thus we're all equally losers and winners..It's a "win win" situation for the Bullshevist..
Thus everything becomes a success and everyone is successful because failure, dissapointment, utter personal ruin doesn't exist for the Bullshevist.
Therefore taking risks, making an effort to perfect or master a skill is futile, because you can't lose in a world run and dominated by Bullshevism..
The Bullshevist couldn't admit to his own failure in life as all things are relative ..
Bullshevist by Michael Woodman March 25, 2019