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bullarkey 

Bullarkey is a mixture of the two terms "bull sh*t" and "malarkey". Usually used when in disbelief or in argument.
Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.

Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!

Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
bullarkey by JustReidIt December 7, 2013
Related Words

Bullzark 

Bullzark - a person whos being a jerk etc...
Your Abullzark.
Bullzark by BabyGirl1303 March 7, 2009
Abbreviated version of bullarky
Don't carry around their unsettling bullhark.
Bullhark by GooseBoil December 14, 2020
Total and complete nonsense; full of contradictions and completely ludicrous
"After the debate, the crowd felt the last politican's statement was complete bullarky and he had no right to run."

"The lazy student's article was poorly made and completely bullcarious. There was obviously no effort."

Bullarkey 

“Bullarkey” /bo͝ol ˈlärkē/ or Bull Island Malarkey. When a local Poquoson, Virginia resident tells you a bunch of bullshit foolishness that you instantly realize and/or later confirm is a lie! 😂
My dishonest neighbor Marty on River Drive just fed me more Bullarkey when he said my landlord allowed him to park his shitty car on our lawn. The landlord just emailed me that nobody has permission to park on his property that we’re renting. Let’s call the Poquoson Police Department…again.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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