intellectual blueballs 

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs 

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

theatrical blueballs 

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008

buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

mental blueballs 

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.

Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.

mental blueballs by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010

Boardgame Blueballs 

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

Boardgame Blueballs by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020