as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007

tits on a bull 

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

tits on a bull by JP March 11, 2005

like a bull in a china shop 

To be like a bull in a china shop is a simile used to describe an extremely rough or dangerous person in a place where gentleness is a must.

It brings to mind the image of a huge rodeo bull exploding into a tiny curio store and throwing his weight around in a beserk rage, annihilating every last teacup.

The huge wrestler burst into the house, knocking pictures off the wall like a bull in a china shop.

like a bull in a china shop by #667 July 15, 2009

hung like a bull 

to have your penis to be as long as a bulls

i'm hung like a bull

hung like a bull by bubba mata June 30, 2003

as helpful as tits on a bull 

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

as helpful as tits on a bull by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

as useless as tits on a bull 

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

as useless as tits on a bull by morethanerica April 3, 2009

A Bull Shark 

If someone jabs you in the back of your head with the knob of their cock, its called a 'Bull Shark'.
You can be 'Bull Sharked' or you can 'Bull Shark' someone.

Ben is such a cunt. The other afternoon, while everyone was waiting to go out, Ben came out of the shower with a semi chubby, snuck up behind Matt and gave him 'A Bull Shark', right on the back of his head. Everyone thought it was hilarious. But Ben's still a cunt.

A Bull Shark by bwa bellend February 21, 2018