Budism 

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

Budism by muffindamule October 5, 2006

buddism 

We are stardust .

Buddism teaches that everything including us will be recycled . If you're conscious of it , make the most of it .

buddism by John1950 October 20, 2017

Bahdism 

BAHDISM is the spirit of being a Bahd. It entails being considerate of friends and strangers alike and spreading a warm knit blanket of kindness and generosity in your community and beyond.

To Help out those in need with any act be it big or small. It is to realize that if you have very little, but someone has nothing it is better to share what you can so that everyone can enjoy something.

It was an act of Bahdism when that stranger gave up their seat for me on the bus today.

Bahdism by Stakegirl July 7, 2018

Atheist Buddism 

Just another cult sect in the Atheist religion. All Atheist Buddist followers, believe Budda was an Atheist, even though he believe in Gods. As a plus they contradict buddism and swear and insult Islam.

Dickhead: I am an Atheist buddist!
Soulman: Well you are a dick head...that's for sure simon!
Dickhead: I am a CNCRoadKill!
Soulman: (Eats the soul of Dickhead) Go be ignorant in my shit simon! Atheist buddism is just as pathetic as Atheism!

Atheist Buddism by Pseudnym_unknown2 December 24, 2009

Angry Buhdist 

Most Buhdist Monks have taken a vow of gentile celibacy and a bow of living a peaceful life. However, They have been known to enjoy anal stimulation using all sorts of different items. Their favorite toy are anal beads. Sometimes a bead breaks off and gets stuck in their ass. This makes them angry. Hence the brake Angry Buhdist

Hey Chase, why you in such a bad mood? Your walking around like an Angry Buhdist with a bead stuck up your ass!

Angry Buhdist by anonymous October 17, 2020