Absolutely tossed, hammered, shitfaced. The kinda drunk where you wakeup the next day not remebering anything you did, but somehow knowing you did some fuckshit
Sammy: Yo jolly did i do some dumb shit last night
Jolly: dawg you were absolutely buffled, you walked into a random broads party and pumped out 50 pushups
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.