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buffer fucked 

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
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Buffer Fucked 

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.
I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.
Buffer Fucked by N4CER32 October 19, 2011

Buffer-Fucked 

When your internet is slow as shit and video streams (Like Netflix) are constantly buffering.
Man, this netflix video is buffer-fucked!
Buffer-Fucked by 4n7m4n April 9, 2020

bufferfucked 

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed
Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.
bufferfucked by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010

Bufferfucked 

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.
"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."
Bufferfucked by Philostopher May 13, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026