Fuck-buffer

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A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

Fuck-buffer by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

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All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

All you can fuck buffet by TheSquigga March 29, 2015

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Fuck Buffet

Fuck buffet: a method of serving up fucking in such a manner as one would have many options for sex but none of them are especially pleasing. In a fuck buffet the emphasis is on quantity of choices as opposed to quality of choices.

Ex- "After joining Tinder, Cindy was able to participate in a veritable fuck buffet of coitus, after which she needed a round of antibiotics."
See also gang bang, orgy

Fuck Buffet by SB178 May 10, 2016

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fuckduffer

A person, who, feeling less than and not as good as, seeking any kind of acknowledgement that they exist, tries to or posts their, or a friend, or any other person(s) names, akas, monikers or anal entry points, is a fuckduffer.

YO, SEE THAT NIGGA? MUTHA FUCKEN FUCKDUFFER DONE GOTS PUMLISHED ON ERBEN DIKSHUNARY!!!

fuckduffer by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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