pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.
Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderfultaste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.
Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see melike this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.