Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

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Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

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A really hot person who is liked by no one.

Damn son she's a hot Brussel sprout

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Natures turd.

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Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything

Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.

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How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument

Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!

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