Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021

Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.

She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche

by Stafford Street August 8, 2010

Brunch

Collective noun for gays, yoga moms, and liberal coastal elites

Jean and Jacques are having an architects’ brunch at the Green Room on Saturday, you can wear athleisure.

by A. Cholmondeley December 26, 2019

Brunch

What every basic white mom goes to on Sunday

Oh yea me and the girls are going to brunch

by Rottenlemons0417 March 17, 2022

Brunch

A group of homosexual men

Sheila and I went out for a drink after Zumba class the other day and we saw the most attractive brunch of gays walking down 9th Avenue.

by GkidW October 4, 2021

Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"

I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?

by Matteors89 August 29, 2023

Brunch

A meet-up of friends with benefits.
Non strings attached sexual encounter.

Coined by tiktoker: @jamiesoneileen

I'm free tomorrow night, let's meet up for brunch

by Porterlific May 28, 2021